December 2009
54 posts
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414 visual submissions for Windhover!
And 192 literary submissions!
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Me: Mom, don’t let the cat eat that [leftover curry on plate]....
– RESOLUTIONS ‘10: make “FOR DAYS” catch on among all demographics of people
Alison: Blah blah blah exams blah blah 8-14 page paper blah blah blah due...
– Alison’s got jokes, y’all
moms n dads
I have a ten page child development paper due tomorrow at 5pm. Upon telling both my parents (separately, of course) today that I am intensively outlining it but have not actually started writing it, these were their responses:
Dad: You mean, it’s due tomorrow and you still haven’t finished it?!
Mom: You mean, it’s due tomorrow at 5pm and you’re starting it already?!...
When I was upset, I thought it would never end. The first week, I thought I was...
– love ya, Molls